i spend the majority of my money on food

(Source: r0bbery)





  • Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing








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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OMG DYING

(Source: dr-o-wn)



every single day
  • me: i'm tired
  • dad: it's because of your computer
  • me: my eye hurts
  • mom: your computer
  • me: i'm hungry
  • parents: computer








commanderinqueef:

everybody please rise for the national anthem